"Not much! I think they forgot to brush her star, because man am I dusty!" replied Crown Piece.
"Are you kidding me? I haven't been polished since World War 2! I think leather CPR is calling my name!" informed Flap.
"Ya, I feel pretty bad for pour little curb chain down there. I think Pebbles slobbered on him!" Cheek Piece cried out.
"I think the billet straps are about to snap! Can you tell what gait we're traveling at?" questioned Cantal.
"I hope Simon doesn't come. Snaffle came out bent when he was done!" whined Brow band.
"Yeah Mac, McFatty squished me the last time he drove in!" asserted Seat.
"Ha,ha, little seat can't hold big fatty!" hollered Throat Latch.
"Finally! We're almost done being pulled and pushed around. I wonder if we're done for the day? Then I can chill-ax!" panted Croupper.
"I know how you feel, except I'm all slimy and covered in grass!" poor Bit puffed out.
"You wanna hear a joke?" asked D-ring.
"Sure, but it better be a good one, not one of those stupid bad ones. You really need to learn how to say a joke!" Chin strap moaned.
"Knock, knock!" spoke D-ring.
"Who's there?" cried Martingale.
"Kung," laughed Pommel.
"Kung who?" Nose band replied.
"Kung Fu Panda!" Knee Roll said cracking up.
"That wasn't very funny! I told you to make me laugh, not die of boredom," piped Curb Chain.
"Yeah it was! Get it? Kung...KUNG FU PANDA! HAHAHA!" laughed Skirt.
"So who are we fools? Huh, bet you can't guess!" they all yelled.
Who are we?
