Showing posts with label Max 10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Max 10. Show all posts

Monday, November 30, 2009

Scared In a Big German House

My name is Maximilian von Buedingen, which I know, is quite a mouthful. My name is German and my story takes place in Germany, where my Oma and Opa (grandmother and grandfather) live. I've had a few scary moments in my life, but this one takes the cake.














I was 8 years old. My brother Oscar and I went to Schlier to visit my grandparents. Their house is beautiful and old, and has a really big garden. "Time to have a great time," I yelled, not knowing that just the opposite would, in a few days, be true.















One morning, Oscar and I were playing upstairs in the attic where there are two bedrooms, a playroom and a small storage area. In my opinion, it's the most creepy place in the house. It's dark and secret and a little bit scary. While we were up there, we didn't hear our grandparents say that they wanted to show our parents something. Oscar was, as usual, droning on and on and on and I remember getting sleepy, very sleepy. Suddenly, all that quiet woke me up. In that moment, Oscar and I realized how eerily, weirdly silent things had gotten. I admit I was a little scared. We tried calling out to everyone, but no one answered. "Oma, Opa, Mama, Papa?," we bellowed. Since no one answered, we screamed downstairs. "Hello? Is anybody there?" When we got no reply I remarked "Come on let's look for them." My voice was totally calm even though I was feeling a little worried.

Downstairs it was silent. I was very scared. When we peeked inside the room where they keep their t.v. We found no one except my grandparents' house cat Mimi, who just "mmmmrrrrrrpppp'ed" at us.

All that quiet and the middle aged sleepy cat somehow caused us to panic. We ran around in the garden screaming "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH." We even looked in their little one-room guest cottage near their teeny-tiny play structure. We screamed, we yelled, we bellowed for our parents. We looked if our car was still there and for any signs that they might have gone shopping or into town. Unfortunately for us, there were no shopping or city clues to be found and our car was still there. It was then that we started to actually cry.

Finally, we decided to explore the one room in the house we found really creepy -- the cellar. The cellar is dark and the air smells of mystery. My grandparents have their wine down there and shelves and shelves of stuff. When we looked downstairs, a light was on. We took a deep breath and burst into the cellar. We felt so silly when we found our grandparents simply showing our parents a new wine rack they had just bought. Once we got over the shock, it was hysterical and we all burst out laughing. We were happy to find our parents, but we were a little mad and at them too. It was a nice sort of family reunion and everybody laughed their heads off.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Mysterious Story of Freckles and Bright Guy, by Riley and Max


    "Yo, Freckles! Why don't the humans ever see you? I can't see you!," Bright Guy bellowed.

    "Yo, Bright Guy, I almost never let myself be seen during the summer!  It's embarrassing!," exclaimed Freckles.
    "Still, they're wondering where you are!," cried Bright Guy.
    "Not applicable, Bro, not applicable," announced Freckles sleepily. 
    "Well, at least, try a little harder!," pleaded Bright Guy.
    "Leave me alone! I'm Snoozing! S-N-O-O-Z-I-N-G! SNOOZING!!!!!!," screamed Freckles.
    "You aren't S-N-O-O-Z-I-N-G! You're screaming your head off!," corrected Bright Guy.
    "I would be sleeping, but someone named Bright Guy is screaming in my ear!,"Freckles pointed out.
    "Well you started this quarrel, and, guess what? I DON'T CARE! OKAY? I HAVE THE BIGGER JOB!," objected Bright Guy.
    "You may have a bigger job, but all the ladies like me. Not you.....Me. Comprende vous?," Freckles chimed in.
    "Come on, say something appropriate, kids are gonna read this you know!," cautioned Bright Guy.

    "'Kids are gonna' be reading this?  Then I won't mention your inappropriate use of language!," mocked Freckles.
    "What I said wasn't inappropriate, it's what you said was inappropriate!!!!!!," noted Bright Guy.
    "That makes me sad! whaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!," Addressed Freckles sarcastically. "Very sad!  You meanie!"
    "I'm not mean, you pathetic little twerp. Nice try! I'M ABOUT TO CUSS, OKAY!?," roared Bright Guy.
    "What happened to ' I AM SLEEPING!?',"  Freckles reminded him in a loud tone.
    "And what happened to ' WHY THE HECK ARE WE FIGHTING!?," requested Bright Guy.
    "You started it when you asked about the stupid humans and how they can't see me. Dang it!  I'm trying to sleep!," grunted Freckles.
    "Well they really can't see you and they really are wondering where you are. Don't call them stupid," hissed Bright Guy.
    "I am the President of the United States of America and I VETO that bill,  Brightster,"  theorized Freckles jokingly.
    "I am honored to meet the President of the United States of America. (Who by the way, is very stinky)," insulted Bright Guy.
    "You should be arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrested for insulting the President.  I am the Big Cheese you will do whatever I say,"  Freckles approved.
    "Oh, now you made me feel scared. But here's one thing. If humans can't see you, how can you call the cops.? 
  You really do look like a big cheese, though," laughed Bright Guy.
    "Awwwwww, that's so kind of you," Freckles cooed.
    "And thank you for complimenting me by calling me President of the United States of America," responded Bright Guy.
    "Any time. I can do it any time," Freckles commented.
    "Well thank you Freckles. Now may I have a compliment, dear Mr. President of the United States of America?," insisted Bright Guy.
    "Uh, you're a big smelly sock and you don't deserve gratitude from the President," suggested Freckles.
    "Well here's a compliment for you. You're a phony President and I'm the most loved planet who you don't deserve gratitude from me either," crowed Bright Guy
    "Security!  Security!  This man is harassing me!," Freckles joked.  
    "Who are we? Can you guess?," Freckles and Bright guy rasped together.