The Tale of Scratch and Poker, by Eric and Jackson

    "What's up dude, I've got to go trim myself", exclaimed Scratch.

     

    "Good for you'', Poker replied, ''I've got to go point something out".

    ''Sweet, I just got out of my trim and bath'', Scratch resolved.

    "Now that my pointing is done, why don't we go do something more fun?" Poker suggested.

    "Sorry, I just found out I have to go digging in the garden with my master'', Scratch said feeling a bit down.

    

    ''Didn't you just take a bath?'', Poker asked.

    '' Ya'', Scratch confirmed,''if I knew I was going digging now I wouldn't have taken one!"

    

      "Hey, if someone had to figure out what we are without us telling them, do you think they would get it right?", Poker asked.

    ''No way, we are way to interesting yeah know what I mean'', Scratch replied.

    "Ya, we have a pretty cool job in life. I have to admit. It's not my first choice but its pretty sweet anyways!", Poker announced. 

    "I've never noticed this but you're really tall and skinny'', Scratch pointed out.

    "You now what I really hate?", Poker asked.

    ''No'', Scratch said.

    "I really hate it when my master is jogging and I get flung all over the place, I hate that more than anything else." Poker answered. 

    ''Yeah, I hate when I get jammed into a wall and I get pulled back an I get injured'', Scratch added. 

    "I also really hate when my master cracks me it feels like my bone is getting pulled apart.", Poker added.

    ''Wait, why are we talking about two different masters? We both have the same master, right?'', Scratch wondered.

    ''Oh right'', Poker admitted,''I forgot." 

  

    ''The only thing I like about this job is that I get to be close to my master'', Scratch said.

  

    "Well, my favorite part of the job is that I don't need to eat drink or sleep like my master does its really handy so I don't get heat stroke and stuff", Poker replied.

    ''I also like that I have my own personal bed'', Scratch added.

    

    "See you later, master calls", Poker said.

    ''See you neighbor I'm going to go rest, are you still listening, hello, hello?'', Scratch asked without a reply.