Mystery Story, by Levi and Harrison

    "Sup, Ballzer. How's it hanging down there?" asked Skinny String.

    "Pretty boss Skinny String, hows the sauce?"Ballzer grunted.

    "The sauce is very slimy, hows the fork doing Ballzer?"squeaked Skinny String.

    "Pretty chilled but it hurts my bottom. I hope we don't have to go to Foam's house, because he is very crabby,"shrieked Ballzer.

    "That would be a huge bummer to me Ballzer,"whined Skinny String

    "Some fat European dude bought me for take out,"Ballzer cried.

    "I am sure the fat man was happy with what he got, but how did you stay alive?"Skinny String howled.

    "Because I squirted sauce in his face Ballzer explained. Is your waiter treating you nice?"asked Ballzer.

    "Yeah braw, how is your fat European dude doing?,"stammered Skinny String.

    "Pretty grooving Skinny String. How is your girlfriend Skinny String?,"asked Ballzer.

    "She is fine,"Skinny String explained to Ballzer

    "Cool."Ballzer grunted.

    "What are you doing?,"Skinny String asked.

    "Squirting sauce in my bath tub,"Ballzer replied.

    "Good to know? Do you want pizza?,"Skinny String gawked.

        "Ya sure because pizza is pretty tasty if you know what I mean,"Ballzer remarked.

    "I do know what you mean,"Skinny String

    "Cool, do you want to go to my beach house in Hawaii?," Ballzer asked.

    "Yes, but I can't go,"Skinny String reported.

    "Why? You don't like me? Jerk!,"Ballzer screamed.

    "Because I have to go to Mexico with my nanny,"Skinny String explained to Ballzer.

    "Fine. Foam and I will have lots of fun in Hawaii!,"Ballzer squealed.

    "Good, I hope you have a lot of fun!,"Skinny String grunted.

    "We will!,"Ballzer asserted.

    "Fine!,"Silly String remarked.

    "Life is good huhh,"grunted Skinny String.

    "True dat braw!,"shriveled Ballzer.